Funny Dates

A new project 
I’ve had this idea about making a funny shorts series
called ‘Funny Dates‘ based on true stories. I had the idea after reading a lot of hilarious stories online about online dating, blind dates, being set up by friends etc. and I think it is such an easy thing to watch, that only take a few minutes, makes you laugh and also feel a little better about your dating life.
I know everyone out there have had at least one WEIRD or just generally BAD date, and so it is fun to see the tales of others, to relate, or to just plain laugh at other people’s misfortune. And I think it is good for people out there to see that there are SO many weird people in this world, so there must be one that is weird enough to match you. 
I’ve had a lot of funny dates, at the moment I can’t think of any, or any that I can turn into a short script, as I have written two, that I intend for some of the actors I am working with at the moment, and I think they are hilarious. I have a third story, but I am struggling to make it in to a script. It has to be simple, so that we don’t need to do much work on location scouting, approvals etc.
My plan is to make three shorts here in Hawaii, with actors from the company, and a few in Norway and a few in London, so I could use some more stories! 

Happy dating! 

3 Comments Add yours

  1. Anonymous says:

    Oh, I would tell you…..but not here….


  2. Anonymous says:

    If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake.Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience.There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!She said it was midwinter…Snowing and quite cold… And the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah .It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon.They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point here she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car .They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood On the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation.Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem, due to The extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about' what is taking so long' with a reply that indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off' and in need of some Assistance! He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose Themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first time Date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be 'pants down. 'And you thought your first Date was embarrassing. Jay Leno's comment…'This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.'Oh and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show.June


  3. Me says:

    Utrolig, fantastisk historie!Det ble ha ha ha ha -ævvæ ævvæ ævvæ om hverandre her!!Ja, pissed off, kan du si…:)))


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